Less than a week …
The window of opportunity is closing this week for the Renegade Writer Makeover. If you’re still agonizing over your tale of woe, finish it up and get it in. We’re not judging your writing here: we simply want to find three freelancers who really need a career overhaul. Keep it simple: let us know what kind of help you could use, where you are in your career, and how you think this makeover could change the way you work — for the better, of course! You can send pictures. So far, we’ve received shots of messy offices — backhoe required! — and even one of a ass donkey. (Please, save the amateur porn for Howard Stern’s breast augmentation contest. T&A and/or beefcake doesn’t sway us.)
Although the deadline for getting your story to us is this weekend, we won’t be making a decision on who our three subjects are for a few weeks. We want to pick three writers who have three different challenges and make sure we assign them to the makeover experts who have the best shot at helping them. We’ll let you know as soon as we have our teams in place. [db]
If you liked that post, you might also like:
Sep 25, 2006 Opportunities


Well I guess that my biggest woe is me. You cant change my lazy butt, yet perhaps a real hard knock on the head would do the trick. I have MS, been a writer for a couple years, published in one trade publication, Pacific Nut Producer, as well as photos for National Home Builder Press. Since my MS kicked in I have been trying to keep writing. I hate being so damned depressed, but what else do ya do? My current job is now letting me go, a downsizing BS kinda thing, and I really need to bust out of this fearful haze. Im really thinking maybe I should go on disability, but I hate giving up. Anyhow that’s me. Love your book, and love being a Renagade!!!
Coach Me,
Paul